by , Keeper
Hiya! I'm Mikey. That's all you get. :)
I work Tuesday through Saturday and you can usually find me training the bears, mucking with the reptiles and saying bad words in Italian to the aquatic filter systems.

Every day is a walk in the park…

May 29th, 2011

So in my wonderful line of work I meet a lot of other zookeepers.  And we all admit that we have pretty cool jobs.  We get to work with animals all day.  Some of us work with monkeys and some of us work with fish.  But my job is the best by far.  Because not only do I get to work with all the cool animals that the museum has, but I also get to work with the DINOSAURS!  You did know we have dinosaurs here, right?  Now THAT is one tough keeper job, I can tell you!  You ever try cleaning up after a 30 ton sauropod? :)  You should see my shovel bill!

Generally our dinosaurs are content to live around our dinosaur trail area.  They have a good bit of room there, the herbivores have their favorite browse there and the carnivores enjoy watching the herbivores (and small children).  Sometimes they wander off, and it’s the keeper’s job to go round them up and herd them back to the trail area.  The Edmontia especially like to wallow in the muddy swamp on the hot days.  I think she does it just so I have to scrub her off afterwards!

Of course she gets mud between EVERY spike!

You'd think his mom would do this for me, but NOOOOO! :)

At first I wasn’t so sure I would be able to be a dinosaur keeper – it can be a pretty nerve wracking job sometimes.  Especially when the animals are in a bad mood.  The Albertosaurus especially has a tendency to be cranky.  He roars when he’s hungry, or when he meets someone new, or when he’s going to eat you or when he has to poop… it’s pretty scary to have a big carnivore like that charging at you and roaring.  Especially when it’s your first day!

It was my first day and No, I did not pee my pants! I ummm.... spilled my soda, yeah! That was it! Spilled my soda...

I have become much braver at handling him when he’s being a stinker.  It’s mainly a territoriality thing and I’ve tried to explain to him that he’s the only Albertosaurus for miles, but he still feels the need to let everyone know he’s the biggest predator around.

Darn squabbly beasts!

Every species is different and every animal has it’s own personality.  For instance, the Styracosaurus can be a decent sort, but quick to be irritable and you want to not be underfoot if he has a tantrum.  He would normally be a herd animal and his eyesight isn’t very good, but his nose is amazing.  As long as he can smell me or hear me, he knows he’s safe.  The Alamosaurus is a very easy going, albeit huge animal and is slow moving enough that if you are careful, you won’t get squished.  He spends most of his day meandering along and eating.  The Stygimoloch on the other hand are constantly squabbling with each other!  It’s like having two siblings always fighting!  I am forever getting between the two to break them up before they do any real damage to each other.  Once or twice they’ve gotten me in the middle and I’ve had to show them this isn’t the prehistoric Bronx anymore, but then it’s all okay.  I’d take them out for calzones, but they’re vegetarians.  :)

Speaking of vegetarians, the Leptoceratops are “supposed” to be plant eaters, right?  I call shenanigans!!  There I was the other day, minding my own business and trying to eat my lunch in peace when those sneaky little raptor baits ran in and stole my cheese sandwich!  So not fair!  And after I spent all morning raking up after them!  Last time I make sure they don’t go extinct!  I was really looking forward to that sandwich too.  Why couldn’t they have stolen my mushy banana?  :(

Okay, a peaceful lunch I did NOT have! :(

Some days I do get to feel like I make a difference though.  It’s not always just about feeding and cleaning and scooping lots and lots and lots and lots of poop.  Some days I get to do something worthwhile.  We have a few Maiasaurs on grounds and these duckbills are some of the best mothers the dinosaur world has to offer.  They build great nests and raise their babies up and feed and protect them like none other.  Sometimes they need a little help though.

Fortunately, there was a nearby phone booth for me to change in...

Especially when you get a bunch of Troodons in the area.  Now Troodons are one of the more intelligent dinosaurs and raptor like in their hunting.  So a nest of Maiasaur eggs and young doesn’t stand a great chance if they make a coordinated effort to get at them.  That’s where the keeper steps in.  Have to protect my animals after all!

Predator - View

The Troodons can find food somewhere else- they are fairly omnivorous and there’s lots of plants and other animals and even a donkey in the farmyard for them to eat.  :)  Mwah ha ha.

All in all, every day is exhausting, tiring, and completely fulfilling.  I wouldn’t have it an other way.  And if I’m lucky I get to end it with a nice nap relaxing by my very favorite dinosaur – the Parasaurolophus.  She’s an absolute sweetheart.  She uses that big crest on her head to amplify sound and if anyone comes by to bother me she definitely lets them have it with a very loud reminder!  Good thing I have earplugs in!  :)  But she’ll keep an eye on things while I rest up.  Because tomorrow’s another big day at the museum!

Ahhh...Nothing like a nap with your favorite duckbill...

By the way, I had to also say that the great photos in this blog were taken by our awesome pair of minions (uh, I mean Interns) Casey & Jessica!  Thanks Guys!  And also, you can click on a picture to increase it’s size.  (Almost to Dinosaurian proportions!)

Join the conversation:

  1. Volunteer Comment :

    This is a dino-rific post of tremendous proportions, Mikey!

    Posted by Karyn Traphagen
  2. Really great post, Mikey!

    Posted by Erin Brown
  3. I will never look at dinos the same way again. Thanks for the insight, Mikey!

    Posted by Natalie
  4. Possibly the funniest post ever! Awesome job Mikey!!

    Posted by Marilyn
  5. Wow Mikey, just wow

    Posted by Kimberly
  6. Director Comment :

    How come the Leptoceratops, a vegetarian as you say, cannot eat your cheese sandwich? I know many a human vegetarian who eats cheese. This double standard seems unfair.

    Posted by Sherry Samuels
  7. Well, someone please explain to me why my two corgis ate nearly 3 lbs of butter the other day, much to their own discomfort.

    Posted by Wendy
  8. Thanks for all the great comments everyone! I’m really glad you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Don’t know if I’ll ever be able to top this one, but maybe one day I’ll try. :)

    Sherry, as for your question – the main reason the Leptoceratops cannot eat my cheese sandwich is simple. Because is was MINE darn it! A hungry keeper takes his lunch very seriously… especially when there’s mozzarella on it! Also, the fact is that it is currently unclear whether the dinosaurian digestive system is able to digest dairy products since they were closer to the reptilian and bird lineages than the mammals. In ancient times, a vegetarian dinosaur probably had no other opportunities to eat anything but different types of plants and vegetation. Their system may be ill equipped to handle the milk based food product. And if it is not equipped…I DO NOT want to clean up after that!! :(

    Wendy – I’m sorry to hear about your corgis. Hopefully they’re feeling better. Next time try supplementing their diet with 2 loaves worth of French Toast to augment the butter in their gut and make them completely satiated (it works in Scooby Doo!) Or I also recommend the All You Can Eat Pancake Breakfast at IHOP – Can’t go wrong there! :) For some reason dogs seem to really enjoy butter, the only way to keep them from eating it is to keep it away from them. Corgis are smart. Maybe they learned their lesson…

    Posted by Mikey
  9. Hehe. Really cute. I will definitely look at the dinosaur trail differently the next time I visit. :)

    Posted by Mel
  10. Absolutely terrific (hysterical) post there Mikey! Keep up the good work! I’m still laughing:)

    Posted by Ashlyn

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